It’s great when your phone actually helps you while you’re out and about. Not just the standard keep-in-touch style assistance but genuine “I couldn’t have done this without my Android” type aid. Today’s fresh Android apps provide support for parking your car (Vikings were known to be fierce in battle but the bloodthirsty main character of this game takes things to the extreme. This one-note warrior kills everything in his path including enemy invaders, innocent townspeople, and wrong-place, wrong-time hapless heifers.

The animation has a fascinatingly weird black-and-white jerky stop-motion feel. The only color in the gruesome game comes from the crimson blood flooding over the landscape as the murderous rampage goes on and on.

If only they had anger management therapy back in the Viking Age.