Hail to the Dildroid! You can use it to get nice little massage from your phone. You can also send Dildro-sms to your friend which will activate the massage you picked for them.
Requirement: Sense of humor and hyper sensibility
Keywords: Vibrator, Dildo, joke, sex, toy
HA HA LOL — You have to give this a try, don't get it all sticky. Seriously